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这是从哪里来的? Where did that come from?
标题部门! The title department!
是的! Yah!
那个蓝色应该更蓝 蓝色 That blue should be more blue, blue.
嗯? 噢! Huh? Oh!
这是错误 啊! That's wrong. Ahh!
你不能爬那些 重新开始 You can't climb those. Start again.
你喜欢这些吗? Do you like these?
不! 啊! No! Ahh!
一切都好吗? How's everything coming along?
将军将在一周后来访 The Shogun is coming to visit in one week.
大家都知道他在做决定 Everyone knows he's trying to decide
谁将是他的继任者 who his successor will be.
如果这事跟我有关 那一定是我 And if I have anything to do with it, it'll be me.
我不惜重金让这里成为全国最宏伟的宫殿 I've spared no expense making this the grandest palace in the land.
进口老鼠去追逐 Imported mice to chase,
好漂亮的沙发 fine couches to ruin.
我甚至得到了世界上第一和第二大的纱线团 I even got first and second largest balls of yarn in the world.
天啊 你胆子真大 My, you have big balls.
皇宫中皇冠上的宝石 And the crown jewel of the palace,
我家的浴室 my state-of-the-art bathroom.
看哪 未来! Behold, the future!
我称之为超级马桶 I call it the Super Bowl.
因为这就是超级马桶 Because that's what it is, a super bowl!
让人印象深刻 Impressive.
我希望将军会这么想 I hope the Shogun thinks so.
现在唯一要解决的就是我们的小问题了 The only thing left to solve is our little problem.
— Kakamucho ? — 精确 - Kakamucho? - Precisely.
如果你是房东 你会怎么做 What do you do when you're a landlord
你有讨厌的房客吗? and you have tenants you really hate?
你驱逐他们 You evict them.
但这个小镇已经存在了几千年了 But the town's been there for thousands of years.
我给你命令 你就告诉我事实?真的吗? I give you an order and you give me facts? Really?
我唯一感兴趣的是那个毛球镇 The only fact I'm interested in is that that hairball of a town
破坏了我美丽的风景 is ruining my magnificent view.
我们得把他们按顺序从地图上抹去 We've got to wipe them off the map in order
让这座宫殿变得完美 to make this palace absolutely perfect.
但是保护他们的武士呢? But what about the Samurai that's there to protect them?
除掉他们的武士! Just get rid of their samurai!
胆小的猫会跟着来 The fraidy cats will follow.
但要确保它不会追查到我身上 But make sure it can't be traced back to me.
土匪! Bandits!
你警告其他人 我去找武士 You warn the others, I'll get the samurai.
陌生人危险!陌生人危险! Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
陌生人危险!什么? Stranger danger! What?
陌生人危险!嗯? Stranger danger! Huh?
陌生人危险!陌生人危险! Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
武士先生 武士先生! Mr Samurai, Mr Samurai!
坏猫来了 我们需要你的帮助! Bad cats are coming. We need your help!
我有这个 我知道该怎么做 I've got this. I know exactly what to do.
武士!我们来找你了! Samurai! We're coming for you!
来吧 强盗们! Bring it on, bandits!
是的! Yah!
啊!哦 不!啊! Ah! Oh no! Ah!
我知道这些事情看起来很可怕 I know these events look dire,
但我们必须自力更生 战斗到底 but we must stand on our own four legs and fight.
这是我们的家 This is our home.
那是我们小猫出生的圣地 It is the sacred place where our kittens were born
总有一天我们会在那里与祖先相聚 and where we will one day join our ancestors.
埋在车库后面的鞋盒里 In a shoebox buried behind the garage.
卡茨医生 你有什么要说的吗? Dr Katz, you have something to say?
不 我只是有个毛球 No, I just got a hairball.
我们需要的是一个武士 What we need is a samurai.
我们还是找不到最后一个 We still can't find the last one.
我们甚至贴了海报 We even put up posters.
我们需要一个新的武士! What we need is a new samurai!
没有它! Not it!
不!的想法! No! Think!
我们的老武士哪来的? Where did we get our old samurai?
Samurais-R-Us吗? Samurais-R-Us?
不!从幕府将军! No! From the Shogun!
所以 我们为什么不让幕府将军给我们寄一个新的呢? So, why don't we ask the Shogun to send us a new one?
好的 我知道了 OK, I've got it.
我们为什么不让将军给我们寄一个新的呢?是吗? Why don't we ask the Shogun to send us a new one? Eh?
工作,工作,工作 让我们看看…今天的议程是什么? Work, work, work. Let's see... what's on the agenda today?
西线的猫战 Cat fights on the western front.
东方爆发猫抓热 Cat scratch fever breaking out in the east.
这是什么?我们神圣的土地被一条狗弄脏了 What's this? Our sacred soil has been soiled by a dog
谁越境了? who crossed the border?
可能是边境牧羊犬 Probably a border collie.
幸运的是他被逮捕了 Fortunately he's been apprehended.
好吧 你犯法了 就要付出代价 Oh well, you break the law, you pay the price.
这不是私人恩怨 这只是生意 It's not personal, it's just business.
你知道他们怎么说吗 And you know what they say,
没有什么生意比得上幕府将军的生意 there's no business like Shogun business.
好吧 说出来! Well, spit it out!
来自Kakamucho的一条紧急推文 An urgent tweet from Kakamucho.
嗯… Hmm...
“强盗蹂躏村 停止 "Bandits ravaging village. Stop.
我们需要一个新的武士 停止 We need a new samurai. Stop.
这种恐怖统治必须停止 停止 ” This reign of terror has to stop. Stop."
好的 告诉他们我马上派人去 OK, tell them I'll send someone right away.
橘子酱 橘子酱 我要打个电话 Marmalade, Marmalade, I need to make a call.
和那个叫什么来着的给我 Get me what's-his-name.
2号线有伊卡·朱的电话 I have Ika Chu on line two.
哦,好,好 非常好 是的 是的 Oh, good, good. Very good, yes, yes.
鼠兔 最近怎么样?鼠兔 最近怎么样? Pika Chu, how's it going? Pika Chu, how's it going?
躲猫猫 怎么样了?谁啊 怎么样了? Peek-a-boo, how's it going? Peek-a-who, how's it going?
偷看你宝宝的便便 Peek a you Baby poo.
Coo-ca roo 史酷比 Coo-ca roo. Scooby Doo.
唱片名 Slappy do.
最近怎么样? How's it going?
鼠兔 最近怎么样? Pika Chu, how's it going?
这是朱伊卡 我神圣的女神 It's Ika Chu, my divine fabulousness.
我很激动 也很感激你能尊重我 I'm so excited and grateful that you will hon our me
你来参加我最新作品的揭幕仪式 with your presence for the unveiling of my latest creation.
我保证会让你大吃一惊的 I promise to amaze you.
听着 我给你打电话是因为我有急事 Listen, I gave you a call 'cause I just got this urgent
来自Kakamucho镇的呼吁 appeal from the town of Kakamucho.
他们好像被强盗袭击了! Seems they've been set upon by bandits!
普通守法的猫总不能被吓到吧? Can't have ordinary law-abiding cats terrorised, can we?
当然不能 尊敬的大人 Of course we can't, your worshipfulness.
我答应他们我们会派一个新的武士去 Well, I promised 'em we'd send a new samurai,
我让你来负责 耐克鞋 and I'm putting you in charge of it, Nike Shoe.
哦 先生 我太兴奋了 太感激了…… Oh sir, I'm so excited and grateful...
好,好 别忘了 我下周会去 Good, good. And don't forget, I'll be there next week
去看看我的新宫殿 to see my new palace.
期待你让我大吃一惊! Looking forward to you knocking my socks off!
嘿 我得让你稍等了 在这里,持有这种 Hey, I'm going to have to put you on hold. Here, hold this.
不,不,不! No, no, no!
这可能会毁了一切 Oh, this could ruin everything.
派一个新的武士去卡卡穆丘? Send a new samurai to Kakamucho?
我刚处理掉最后一个! I just got rid of the last one!
我必须照将军说的做 但是… I have to do what the Shogun says, but...
以一种对我有利的方式! in a way that will benefit me!
是的,就是这样!我需要一个新计划 Yes, that's it! I need a new plan.
但是这个计划会是什么呢? But what can that plan be?
我为什么要问你? Why am I asking you?
好吧,起来 它的时间 Alright, get up. It's time.
给 这是给你的 Here, this is for you.
-哦 那是干什么用的?——哦, - Oh, what's that for? - Oh, that.
这是你的死刑 That's for your execution.
什么? !但我什么都没做!Wh……我不明白 What?! But I haven't done anything! Wh... I don't understand.
你非法来到这个国家 You came to this country illegally.
这里严格规定“禁止带狗入内” It's strictly "no dogs allowed".
你不知道吗?猫讨厌狗 Didn't you know? Cats hate dogs.
等等 狗是可爱的 你怎么能讨厌一只狗呢? Wait, but dogs are lovable. How could you hate a dog?
我爸爸讨厌狗 这对我来说就够了 My dad hated dogs and that's good enough for me.
这并不是基于逻辑 It's not really based on logic.
恨是对的 你知道吗? It just feels right to hate, you know?
嘿 对我来说很有道理 Hey, makes sense to me.
现在是第一个 Now severing number one.
第一 Number one.
我不想! I don't wanna!
什么?我不想那样做 What? I don't want to do that,
我不想上去 I don't want to go up there.
那么,好吧 你不必这么做 真的吗?谢谢你！ OK then. You don't have to. Really? Thank you!
当然!我是说 我们算什么 野蛮人吗? Of course! I mean, what are we, barbarians?
弓箭手! Archers!
我正在思考呢! I'm trying to think up here!
我知道你有很多犯人要杀 I know you've got a lot of prisoners to kill,
拜托 你能小声点吗? but please, can you keep it down?
对不起!是的,谢谢你! Sorry! Yeah, thank you!
嗯? Huh?
他去! There he goes!
是的! Yah!
我们就不能好好谈谈吗? Hey, can't we just talk this out?
我不会说狗话! I don't speak dog!
但是等等 我们现在正在沟通 But wait, we're communicating right now.
不,我们没有!你明白我的意思 No, we're not! You just understood me.
不,我没有 No, I didn't.
你就不该来这里 狗!你不属于这里! You should never have come here, dog! You don't belong!
他在那儿! There he is!
唷! Phew!
Dog-gone它! Dog-gone it!
计划……计划…… Plan... plan...
我所需要的东西……是的! What I need... Yes!
我会派出世界上最糟糕的武士 I'll send the worst samurai in the entire world,
他会做得很糟糕 and he'll do a terrible job.
但你要去哪里找真正不好的东西呢? But where do you look for something truly bad?
等等!拜托! Wait! Please!
我来你们国家只是为了学武士! I only came to your country to learn to be a samurai!
好像狗也能成为武士似的 击球 从来没有! As if a dog could ever become a Samurai. Pft. Never!
一只狗 一只狗!哈! A dog. A dog! Huh!
把你的火! Hold your fire!
噢… Aww...
好保存 Nice save.
总是很乐意帮忙 Always happy to lend a hand.
你好,在那里!谁是条好狗? Hi, there! Who's a good dog?
是啊 谁是条好狗 谁是条好狗? Yeah, who's a good dog, who's a good dog?
这是不是说你不打算杀我了? Does this mean you're not going to kill me?
恰恰相反! On the contrary!
我们来谈谈你能为我做什么 Let's talk about what you can do for me.
我提议让你成为卡卡穆乔的新武士 I am offering to make you the new samurai of Kakamucho.
Kakamucho吗?那是什么?在路上 Kakamucho? What's that? In the way.
但那没有你重要 But that's not as important as you are
在这个幸运、幸运的时刻 at this lucky, lucky moment.
你确定我准备好保卫整个小镇了吗? Are you sure I'm ready to defend an entire town?
也许我应该从商场武士开始… Maybe I should start out as a mall samurai or...
什么? ! What?!
不,不! No, no!
是时候把我的新武士带到卡卡穆乔了 Time to get my new samurai to Kakamucho
这样他就能快点死… so he can hurry up and die-eeve...
潜水……正确的! Dive... right in!
哇,嗯… Whoa, uh...
所以我得到一个 徽章或证书 So do I get a... badge or a certificate
或者是正式的? or you know, something official-like?
嗯? Huh?
好了 一切都正式了 There you go, makes it all official.
哇!一个武士杯 Wow! A samurai cup.
是的 他们都有一个 给大家看看 Yes, they've all got one. Just show that around.
“哇 他有一个杯子!”他是一个武士! "Wow, he's got a cup! He's a samurai!
我们最好照他说的做 ” We better do what he says."
好了 我们该走了 Well, better get going.
那个小镇本身不会武士的 That town isn't gonna samurai itself.
但我不知道我要去哪里! But I don't know where I'm going!
别担心 马知道 Don't worry, the horse knows.
他有GPS ! He's got GPS!
头晕了…定位系统! Giddy up... Positioning System!
你为什么派狗去保护卡卡穆乔? Why are you sending the dog to defend Kakamucho?
他们会杀了他 They will kill him.
孤儿院说你永远不会开口 And the orphanage said you would never speak.
是的 他们会杀了他 Yes, they will kill him.
杀死一个正式的武士… And killing an official samurai...
哎呀 这是违法的! Why, that's against the law!
我就得把他们都抓起来 I would have to arrest all of them.
这样镇上就没人住在我想要的地方了… And that would leave no one in the town where I want...
没有一个人 no one.
你知道我们要去哪 You did know where we were going.
这是最新的东西 这叫枪 It's the latest thing. It's called a gun.
这是危险的吗?别傻了 Is it dangerous? Don't be silly.
枪杀不了猫 汽车和好奇心害死猫 Guns don't kill cats. Cars and curiosity kill cats.
一辆车是什么?小心 你太好奇了 What's a car? Careful, you're being curious.
他来了 他来了! He's coming, he's coming!
丫! Ya!
他在那儿!新的武士! There he is! The new samurai!
新的武士是一个… The new samurai is a d...
他是一个什么? He's a what?
新的武士是一个… The new samurai is a d...
新武士是侗族? The new samurai is a dong?
“欢迎来到Kakamucho ” "Welcome to Kakamucho."
唷!好的 这里什么都没有 Whew! OK, here goes nothing.
欢迎委员会?也许事情不会那么糟 Welcoming committee? Maybe this won't be so bad.
好吧 第一天上班 眼神交流 微笑…… OK, first day on the job. Make eye contact, smile...
它是一只狗!他会毁了一切的! It's a dog! He's going to ruin everything!
在新武士到来之前杀了他! Let's kill him before the new samurai arrives!
Sic他! Sic him!
哇!力量! Whoa! Oof!
得到他!撕裂他! Get him! Tear him up!
坐! Sit!
这就是我说的"工作"狗! Now that's what I call "woking" the dog!
是啊 因为她用锅砸那条狗! Yeah, 'cause she hit that dog with a wok!
呃 他死了吗? Uh, is he dead?
嘿 嘿 看看他口袋里有没有零食 Hey, hey, see if he has any snacks in his pockets.
哦 这是个骗局! Oh, it's a trick!
他装死!坏狗!见鬼了! He's playing dead! Bad doggy! Dang it!
Sic他!等待,等待 Sic him! Wait, wait.
我们能谈谈吗?闭嘴,狗! Can we just talk for one minute? Shut up, dog!
我是新的武士!我是!看 这是我的杯子! I am the new samurai! I am! Look, here's my cup!
让他尝尝吧! Let him have it!
停! Stop!
他是新的武士! He is the new samurai!
上面说他是幕府将军亲自任命的! It says he's been appointed by the Shogun himself!
那是……哇 Well that is... Wow.
我没想到会这样 I did not see that coming.
给我!你一定是糊涂了 小姑娘 Give me that! You must be confused, little girl.
啊!这确实令人失望 Ugh! Well, this is certainly disappointing.
是什么? What is?
我不能阅读 I can't read.
她是对的 这是官方的 She's right. It's official.
所以我们不能杀了他? So, we cannot kill him?
——是的,没有 ——噢! - Yeah, no. - Aww!
我知道 我知道 我们都很失望 Yeah, I know, I know, we're all disappointed.
但我们还是可以恨他的 对吧? But we can still hate him, right?
——当然 ——耶! - Absolutely. - Yay!
第一 你不是猫 You are, number one, not a cat.
第二 你是条狗 所以这要追溯到 Number two, you are a dog, so that goes back
敬你不是一只猫 C 你肯定是 to you not being a cat. And C, you are definitely
不是武士 因为你是条狗 not a samurai, because you are a dog,
这又回到了你不是猫的问题上! and that goes back to you not being a cat!
滚回你的老家去 追车的! Go back where you came from, car chaser!
再一次!一辆车是什么? Again! What's a car?
别好奇!你会害死我们的! Stop being curious! You'll kill us all!
你好吗? Hi?
嗨 Hi.
你真的是一只狗吗? Are you really a dog?
是的 我是一只狗 Yes. I am a dog.
告诉你了 嗯嗯! Told you. Hmm mm!
我不知道狗也能当武士 I didn't know dogs could be samurai.
他们可以 而且我… Well, they can, and I...
等一下,为什么不呢? Wait, why not?
你的剑戴反了 不 实际上不是 Your sword's on backwards. No it's not, actually.
是吗? Is it?
你知道接下来该怎么做吗? Do you know how this is supposed to go?
我知道一些关于武士的事 I know a few things about samuraiing.
很好 我代理你怎么样 Fair enough. How about I deputise you
做我的官方助理? as my official assistant?
坏狗!别跟他说话! Bad dog! Don't talk to him!
你碰他了吗? Did you touch him?
是时候使用洗手液了 Time to use our hand sanitizers.
不!不!不!狗有数! No! No! No! Dog gammit!
我们生活在一个什么样的世界 有善良正直的公民 What kind of a world do we live in where good and upright citizens
不能因为一个人长得不一样就指望他去杀他吗! can't be counted on to kill someone just because they look different?!
我们可以再揍他们一顿 We could try beating them up again.
唯一的问题是他们还有一个武士 Only problem is they still have a samurai.
你在开玩笑吧?他是一个Labradork You're kidding me, right? He's a Labradork.
把他的尾巴夹在两腿之间 让我们结束这一切! Put his tail between his legs and let's finish this!
好的 这里什么都没有 OK, here goes nothing.
噢! Ooh!
噢! Ow!
哇 Wow.
太好了! Excellent!
没错 我现在是武士了! That's right, I'm a samurai now!
看箭!看箭! Take that! Take that!
哦,耶! Oh, yeah!
哇!力量! Whoa! Oof!
来一小口怎么样? How about a little nip?
有点猫薄荷? A little catnip?
嗯 我不认为我… Um, I don't think I...
好吧 我再来点 Fine, more for me.
你是谁? Who are you?
我的朋友叫我金宝 My friends call me Jimbo.
既然我没有朋友 And since I have no friends...
我猜……你也可以叫我金宝 I guess... you can call me Jimbo too.
我想这两种方法都可以 I guess that works either way.
金宝 我是汉克 Well, Jimbo, I'm Hank,
我是新的武士 and I'm the new samurai.
新武士,嗯? New samurai, huh?
你知道你的剑戴反了吗? You know your sword's on backwards?
我猜你知道一切是因为你是个武士? Oh, and I suppose you know everything because you're a samurai?
我知道你不是 Well, I know you're not.
为什么?因为我是条狗? Why? Because I'm a dog?
没有 因为你是个白痴 No. Because you're an idiot.
真正的武士是不会穿成这样的 No real samurai would be caught dead wearing that.
那是浴袍吗?你从酒店弄来的? Is that a bathrobe? You get that from a hotel?
你不是武士 对吧? You're not a samurai, are you?
我知道,对吧?我不是! I know, right? I'm not!
我来这里是为了学武士的 I came here to learn to be a samurai,
然后我得到了这份工作 但我没有 and then I got this job, but I don't have
一点也不知道我在做什么 the slightest idea what I'm doing.
嘿 有书吗?你知道 一份说明书 Hey, is there a book? You know, an instruction manual,
比如《如何成为一名武士》 like "How to be a Samurai"?
你是说《傻瓜武士》吗?是的! You mean "Samurai For Dummies"? Yes!
不!那就太蠢了 No! That would be dumb.
喔,喔,喔! Ow, ow, ow!
好的,那伤害!好吧,噢!啊! OK, that hurts! OK, ow! Ah!
噢! Ow!
噗! Pffff!
你最好出去 You better get out there.
这是武士…… It's samurai time...
.．.你是武士 对吧? ...and you're the samurai, right?
嗯…外面看起来有点危险 Uh... it looks a little dangerous out there.
哦,是的 危险的 这就是NWA Oh, yeah. Dangerous. That's NWA out there.
忍者与态度 Ninjas With Attitude.
但是你继续 这将是伟大的 But you go ahead. It'll be great.
你是武士! You are the samurai!
哦 看那个 是那个刻薄的老太太 Oh, look at that. It's that mean old lady.
是的,它是 Yes, it is.
现在 我必须…是的,你做的事情 Now, I have to... Yes, you do.
也许我可以去跟他们谈谈 是啊! Maybe I can just go talk to them. Yeah!
你知道 解决这个问题 你应该这样做 You know, work this out. You should do that.
我要!你去和他们讲道理 I will! You go reason with them.
嗯… Uh...
原谅我吗? Excuse me?
请原谅我 Excuse me, please.
打扰一下! Excuse me!
迷路了,狗 这是猫的事 Get lost, dog. This is cat business.
别听他的 你们做得很好! Don't listen to him, you guys are doing a great job!
剑还是站错边了 Sword's still on the wrong side.
我的眼睛在这里 My eyes are up here.
哦 正中眼睛! Oh, right in the eye!
有趣的选择 用你的脸挡住那些拳 Interesting choice, using your face to block those punches.
我不会这么想的 是啊 你知道什么? I wouldn't have considered that. Yeah, well what do you know?
够我不被揍的了 Enough not to get my butt kicked.
我要去练武士 I gotta get some samurai training.
我不认为训练能帮到你 Oh, I don't think training can help you.
它不能伤害!我该怎么办? It couldn't hurt! What am I supposed to do?
如果我是你 我会考虑回家 If I were you, I would consider going home.
也许是一只哈巴狗 Maybe being a lap dog.
我不能离开 相信你可以! I can't leave. Sure you can!
我没地方可去了! I've got nowhere else to go!
我倾尽所有来到这里 It took everything I had to come here.
然后是"要么被箭射死 要么接受这份工作" Then it's "Hey, get shot full of arrows or take this job",
所以我来了!我一定要让这个武士计划成功! so here I am! I've got to make this samurai thing work!
我不得不这么做 但首先 我需要学习 I have to. But first, I need to learn.
听起来你需要一位导师 Sounds like you need a mentor.
狗的呼吸? Dog breath?
曼妥斯! Not Mentos!
导师!一个老师!把你置于他的羽翼之下! Mentor! A teacher! To take you under his wing!
把他知道的都教给你 诸如此类 Teach you all he knows, that kind of thing.
这正是我需要的 That's exactly what I need.
也许是曾经伟大的武士 Perhaps a once-great samurai
谁曾陷入困境 也许可以利用 who has fallen on hard times and maybe could use
一些帮助自己 但是我到哪里去找呢? some help himself. But where would I find one?
嘿,是你! Hey, it's you!
什么?我要离开这儿!这是谁做的? What? Get outta here! Who even made that?
不要相信你读到的一切 Don't believe everything you read.
这是电影里的传统场景 This is traditionally the place in a movie
英雄遇到了他的大机会! where the hero meets his big opportunity!
你是我的人 来吧,火车我! You're my guy. C'mon, train me!
但你是一只狗 这就是困扰你的事吗? But you're a dog. Is that that what's bothering you?
你有很多事让我心烦 There's a lot about you that's bothering me.
比如 你是怎么来的 Like, for instance, how you got here.
这肯定不容易 It wasn't easy, that's for sure.
我必须穿越不可逾越的海洋 I had to cross impassable seas,
不能攀登高山, unclimbable mountains,
市中心的交通非常糟糕 and really nasty midtown traffic.
但你为什么想成为一名武士? But why do you want to be a samurai?
我一直是个矮子 每个人都欺负我 I was always the runt. Everybody always picked on me.
我住在城里贫民区的一个贫民区 I lived in a bad neighbourhood in a bad part of town
全是坏狗 full of bad dogs.
但这一天 发生了一件了不起的事 But this day, something awesome happened.
他的移动速度快得你都看不见了 He moved almost faster than your eye could see.
噢! Oh!
哇!啊! Whoa! Ahh!
然后他就走了 And then he was gone.
一个陌生地方的武士花时间帮忙… A Samurai in a strange land took the time to help...
…我 ...me.
这就是我来这里的原因 That's why I came here.
学着像他一样 To learn to be just like him.
我甚至还留着他的剑 I even kept his sword.
我一直在想它去哪了 谢谢你！ I've been wondering where that went. Thank you!
等一下 这是你的剑? Wait a minute. That's your sword?
那就意味着你… Then that means you're...
我不想谈这个 I don't want to talk about it.
但是…你会训练我吗? But... will you train me?
没有 为什么?因为你太忙了? Nope. Why? Because you're so busy?
没有 因为你太没脑子了 No. Because you're so brainless.
啊!但我给你看了我的电影! Argh! But I showed you my movie!
整个倒叙!我真不敢相信! The whole flashback thing! I don't believe it!
我要走了 Ugh, I'm outta here.
我再也不想见到你了 And I never want to see you again.
啊! Ugh!
你!你听到了多少? You! How much did you hear?
汉克武士需要你的帮助 Samurai Hank needs your help.
你不受武士誓言的约束去帮助他吗? Are you not bound by your Samurai Oath to help him?
你是说我不能对需要帮助的人置之不理吗? You mean the one that says I can't turn my back on those in need?
是的,这一个 Yeah, that one.
没有 No.
也许吧 Maybe.
这不是什么… That's not what...
愚蠢的誓言! Stupid oath!
它的可爱感很强 The cuteness is strong with this one.
这是什么? What's this?
这是学生(你)和老师(我)之间的契约 It is a contract between a student, you, and a teacher, me.
我们为什么要签合同? Uh, why do we need a contract?
因为此时此刻 一切都会很美好 Because at this moment, it would be so nice
如果我不在这里 if I weren't here.
如果你毁约 我就不会 And if you break this contract, I won't be.
此外 这是非常直接的 Besides, it's very straightforward.
你发誓要勇敢 高尚 You swear to be brave, honourable,
保护有需要的人 不求荣耀 protect those in need, not seek glory,
有始有终 永远服从你的主人 finish what you started, and always obey your master.
武士宣誓!是的 The Samurai Oath! Yes.
如果你违反了 我们的合同就失效了 你可以回家了 And if you break it, our contract is broken and you go home.
好吧 我应该让我的律师看看这个吗…… OK, should I have my attorney look at this...
我们没那么多时间 现在在这里签名 We don't have that kind of time. Now sign here.
保护你自己!什么…… Defend yourself! What...
我拿着棍子能做什么? What am I supposed to do with a stick?
第一课:你做什么并不重要 Lesson one: It is not so important what you do,
因为你做某事是很重要的 as it is important that you do something.
战士有像猫一样的反应能力 我不是猫 我是狗! A warrior has cat-like reflexes. I'm not a cat, I'm a dog!
没有人是完美的 Nobody's perfect.
哎哟! Ouch!
啊! Ahh!
等等!这音乐! Wait! That music!
这是训练时的蒙太奇 对吧? Hey, this is the training montage, isn't it?
我们就不能直接跳到我擅长的部分吗? Hey, can't we just skip ahead to the part where I'm good?
不!这是我最喜欢的部分 No! This is my favourite part.
你受苦的部分 The part where you suffer.
过河 尽你所能 Cross the river. Any way you can.
对猫来说 没有什么是不可攀登的 To a cat, nothing is unclimbable.
我说过我不是猫吗? Did I mention I wasn't a cat?
只要走到墙的另一边 Just make it to the other side of the wall,
然后你就准备好了 then you will be ready.
能帮我一下吗? Wanna gimme a hand?
非常有趣的…啊! Very funny... ahh!
别忘了降落在你的… Don't forget to land on your...
…的脚 ...feet.
哇! Whoa!
不 Nope.
哈! Ha!
嗷 嗷 嗷 嗷! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
哈哈…不! Haha... Nope!
嗯? Huh?
哈! Ha!
我开始觉得你不知道自己在做什么 I'm starting to think you don't know what you're doing.
我很清楚我在做什么 I know exactly what I'm doing.
我说的是培训 I'm talking about training.
你说你能让我成为武士的 You said you could make me a samurai.
我可以给你做个披萨 I can 'make' you a pizza.
但是我不能把你变成任何东西 But I cannot make YOU into anything.
这种力量只存在于你自己身上 That power is only within yourself.
你说过你会帮我的 不只是用东西打我! You said you would help me. Not just whack me with stuff!
我的一生都在被摧残 这就是我来这里的原因! I've been whacked my whole life. That's why I came here!
去学习成为一名武士! To learn to be a samurai!
嗯…你想要的荣耀 Mmm... You want glory.
你根本不知道怎么做一个真正的武士 You know nothing of being a true samurai.
我开始觉得你也不知道! I'm starting to think you don't either!
你知道吗?我甚至不相信你是一个真正的武士!哈! And you know what? I don't even believe you are a real samurai! Ha!
你怎么了? So, what happened to you?
你是怎么从一个武士变成一个失败者的 How did you go from being a samurai to a washed up loser
猫薄荷喝多了 who drinks too much catnip,
有明显的体重问题 has an obvious weight problem,
没有真正的朋友 是糖尿病前期… no real friends to speak of, is pre-diabetic...
够了! That's enough!
我曾经是首席保镖 There was a time I was chief bodyguard
一位非常重要的官员名叫敏郎·泰富恩 of a very important official named Toshiro Tyfune.
他是一个很酷的人 前途一片光明 He was a real cool cat, with greatness ahead of him.
这是回忆吗?不要打扰我 Is this a flashback? Don't interrupt me.
如果是倒叙 试试放映机 If it's a flashback try the projector,
它真的让事情变得生动起来 我不需要投影仪 it really brings the thing to life. I don't need the projector.
这是老套的回忆 现在别打断我了! It's an old-fashioned remembering, now stop interrupting!
一天深夜 我们被叫去开会 We had been summoned to a meeting late one night.
这一切都很神秘 It was all very mysterious.
就是感觉不对 Just didn't feel right.
这是埋伏 趴下! It's an ambush, get down!
啊! Ahh!
生日快乐吗? Happy birthday?
我不仅毁了他人生中最重要的一晚 I not only ruined the biggest night of his life,
我为他的姻亲做了绝育手术 I spayed and neutered his in-laws.
我打破了武士誓言 I broke my Samurai Oath.
我是羞辱 I was shamed.
所以我才离开 That's why I left.
我跟你做个交易 我们会互相帮助 I'll make you a deal. We'll help each other.
不是有益的 Not helpful.
今天 我们开始做一些新的事情 Today, we begin something new.
我明白了我不能把狗教成猫 I have learned I cannot teach a dog to be a cat.
我必须做的是教狗成为一只更好的狗 What I must do is teach a dog to be a better dog.
那是什么? What's that?
眼罩是为了帮助你集中注意力 The blindfold is to help you focus.
啊 现在,倾听 Ah. Now, listen.
告诉我你听到了什么 我听到你在说…… Tell me what you hear. I hear you talking...
和移动 好 and moving. Good.
我听到一只鸟的声音 I hear a bird.
就是这样 事实上 我闻到了花香 That's it. I smell flowers, actually.
狗有敏锐的嗅觉和极好的听觉 Dogs have a keen sense of smell and excellent hearing.
我听到一只蜻蜓的声音 I hear a dragonfly.
我闻到木头燃烧的味道 I smell wood burning.
我闻到了泡茶的味道 I smell tea brewing.
嘿 你在做玉米片吗? Hey, are you making nachos?
因为有人刚刚切了奶酪 'Cause someone just cut the cheese.
课结束了 做得很好 Lesson over. Well done.
在战斗中 就像在生活中一样…… In battle as in life...
武士努力保持平衡 a samurai strives to maintain his balance.
哈!噢! Ha! Oh!
总是用聪明战胜力量 And always defeats strength with smart.
我懂了! I can dig it!
你必须控制你的恐惧 否则恐惧会控制你 You must control your fear, or fear will control you.
这是一种武士控制自己空间和身体的舞蹈 It is a dance in which a samurai controls his space and his body.
啊! Ah!
哇!你学到了什么? Whoa! What are you learning?
我不像以前那么喜欢棍子了? I don't like sticks as much as I used to?
你在这里学到了什么? What are you learning in here?
这与狗的体型无关 It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
这是战斗的规模… it's the size of the fight in the...
不!这是狗在战斗中的大小! No! It IS the size of the dog in the fight!
大狗的问题更少 让我展示 A big dog has fewer problems. Let me demonstrate.
持有 Hold this.
看到了吗?这不会发生在一只大狗身上! See? That wouldn't happen to a big dog!
我们仍然落后于计划! We're still behind schedule!
幕府将军三天内就会到! The Shogun will be here within three days!
哦 Oops.
啊! Ahh!
我周围都是蠢货 彻头彻尾的蠢货 I'm surrounded by imbeciles, complete morons.
你一定很难过吧 It must be so hard for you,
你表现出的耐心和善良 the patience and kindness that you show.
大贺 别误会 好吗? Ohga, don't take this the wrong way, OK?
但你是个彻底的失败者 让人非常失望 But you are a total failure and a major disappointment.
没有栅栏 没有一个 No of fence. None taken.
我们总是欢迎建设性的批评 Constructive criticism is always welcome...
嘘 我对你期望不高 你还是让我失望 Shh. I didn't expect much of you, and you still disappointed me.
听着 卡卡穆乔的猫 Listen, the cats of Kakamucho
我们离离开并不比开始的时候更近 are no closer to leaving than when we started.
如果你不能完成任务 If you can't get the job done,
也许是时候找个真正的专业人士了 perhaps it's time for a real professional.
让野兽进来! Send in the beast!
现在出去 Now get out.
噢! Ooh!
嗯… Hmm...
啊! Ahh!
Ommm ! Ommm!
啊!你介意吗? Ugh! Do you mind?
你破坏了我的成熟 You're harshing my mellow.
哦,对不起 Oh, sorry.
教我一些!耐心呢? Teach me something! How about patience?
来吧 教教我吧! Come on, teach me anything!
说真的 我们开始吧!我准备好了 Seriously, let's do this! I'm ready for it.
这些怎么样?你还没准备好 How about these? You're not ready for those.
能有多难?是的!Hwah ! How hard could it be? Yah! Hwah!
——噢!——武士汉克! - Ow! - Samurai Hank!
相扑来了!相扑是什么? Sumo is in town! What's a sumo?
他是一个巨人 汉克武士 你得做点什么! He's a giant. Samurai Hank, you have to do something!
对 哇咔不!不 不 不 不 不行! Right. Oh-ho no! No, no, no, no, no way!
你还没准备好 还差得远呢 You are not ready, not even close.
好吧 那我们一起去 不,不,不!不是我的工作 OK, then we'll go together. No, no, no! Not my job.
不是我的战斗 你也没准备好 Not my fight, and you are not prepared.
所以 有人要做点什么吗! So, is someone going to do something?!
有人要做点什么吗? Yeah, is someone gonna do something?
不,有人不是! No, someone's not!
啊! Ugh!
你知道 她会去那边的 You know, she's gonna go over there.
不是我的学生 不是我的问题 Not my student. Not my problem.
剑! Sword!
啊! Ahh!
Hi-yah ! Hi-yah!
哈! Ha!
啊! Ahh!
Hi-yah ! Hi-yah!
啊! Ahh!
哈! Ha!
你在干什么?我有他! What are you doing? I had him!
我知道 但这是我的工作 啊! I know you did, but this is kinda my job. Ugh!
我完全可以打败那个家伙! I could totally take that guy!
你应该知道我是训练有素的 You should know that I am a highly trained,
主要是训练有素的战士, mostly trained warrior,
精通空手道和剑术 skilled in the ways of karate and swordplay
还有音乐剧 as well as musical theatre.
为了你自己的利益 你应该投降… In your own best interest, you should surrender...
你被捕了!哈! You're under arrest! Ha!
等等!呃 你的… Wait! Uh, you've got something on your...
啊! Ahh!
相扑脸上有毛豆 Sumo have edamame bean on face.
相扑很过敏 Sumo very allergic.
那么 我们都没事了?哈! So, we're all good then? Ha!
吉米? Jimbo?
你打算让他打你直到他打累了吗? Is your plan to let him hit you until he gets tired?
也许吧 大胆的计划 Maybe. Bold plan.
啊 他来了! Ah, here he comes!
你想成为一名武士 很有趣,不是吗? You wanted to be a samurai. Fun, isn't it?
去找他们! Go get 'em!
你可以的 汉克! You can do it, Hank!
啊! Ahh!
Hoo-ah ! Hoo-ah!
他告诉了你他的弱点 He's told you his weakness.
记住 你可以用聪明战胜力量 Remember, you defeat strength with smart.
现在给我出去! Now get back out there!
专心比赛 汉克! Head in the game, Hank!
啊! Ahh!
嗯? Huh?
是啊! Yeah!
那正好!我是一只坏狗! That just happened! I'm a bad dog!
你看到我刚才做的了吗?它很漂亮! Did you see what I just did there? It was beautiful!
我想说恭喜你 Mm-hmm, and I would say congratulations,
但既然你自己已经这么做了… but since you're already doing that yourself...
我们带他去看医生吧 let's get him to a doctor.
哦 是的 是的 是的 绝对的 必须这样做 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Gotta do that.
我可能真的伤到他了 我是说 看看他! I might have really hurt him, I mean, look at him!
是的! Yah!
嗯… Hmm...
这伤害了吗? Did that hurt?
一点感觉都没有 Didn't feel a thing.
那关于什么?嗯…不 What about that? Hmm... nope.
嗯?嗯… Huh? Uh...
嘿,听 很抱歉我要对你做这些 Hey, listen. Sorry I had to do all this to you.
有时我对自己的力量感到惊讶 Sometimes I'm surprised by my own strength.
镇上来了个新警长 好吗? There's a new sheriff in town, alright?
你最好别再让我抓到你违法了 明白吗? Better not let me catch you breaking the law again, you feel me?
你可以走了 以前没有人能打败相扑 You're free to go. No one ever beat Sumo before.
以前没有人对我好 No one ever nice before.
现在对汉克有感觉了 Now have feelings for Hank.
相扑想和汉克一起住在卡卡穆乔 Sumo want to live in Kakamucho with Hank.
谁不?像这样的安全小镇 Well, who doesn't? Safe town like this one
有强大的执法力量?噢! with great law enforcement? Ow!
嘘!这是为你 Psst! It's for you.
我想谢谢你打败相扑 I wanted to say thank you for defeating Sumo.
不客气 只有一件事…… And you are welcome. Only one thing...
我们不能在街上说话 或者其他类似的事情 We can never talk on the street or anything like that.
你知道 这看起来不太对 你是一个… You know, just wouldn't look right, you being a...
你知道的 是的 我明白了 you know. Yeah. I gotcha.
这里! Here!
谢谢……你 你是查克,对吧? Thank... you. You're Chuck, right?
嗯,不… Mmm, no...
查克!我们得走了! Chuck! We have to go!
我得走了 I have to go.
武士汉克? Samurai Hank?
我们想给你点东西 We wanted to give you something.
我们吗? We?
所以…你妈妈想给我点甜头? So... your mom wanted to throw me a bone?
没有 我妈让我把它交给你 No. My mom said to hand it to you.
她为什么要这么做?如果我扔出去 Now, why would she do that? Well, if I threw it,
它可能会落到地上又脏又黏 it might get on the ground all dirty and icky.
不 我的意思是她为什么要给我东西? No, what I meant is why would she want to give me something?
感谢你拯救了我们的小镇 To thank you for saving our town.
你是我见过的最棒的狗武士 You are the best dog samurai I have ever seen.
我是你见过的唯一的狗武士 I am the only dog samurai you have ever seen.
但我得说 你说得对 But I gotta say, you're kinda right.
就武士而言 我很厉害 I am mighty impressive, as far as samurais go.
你们都吃完了吗?因为已经很晚了 Are you all finished? 'Cause it's getting late,
武士也需要睡眠 and samurai needs his sleep.
看来我的情况真的好转了 是吧? Really looks like things are turning around for me, eh?
你很幸运 孩子 别让它冲昏了头脑 You got lucky, kid. Don't let it go to your head.
运气吗?请…… Luck? Please...
我应该被登记为致命武器 I should be registered as a lethal weapon.
骄者必败 Pride goeth before a fall.
你说忍者害怕是什么意思? What do you mean, your ninjas are afraid?
嗯…自从那条狗打败了相扑 Um... since that dog defeated Sumo,
我的猫都不想…幕府将军会在这里 none of my cats want to... The Shogun will be here
在两天内!我不在乎你的忍者是否害怕 in two days! I don't care if your ninja are afraid,
把他们带到镇上的路障那里 take them down to that road block of a town
真的 呃! and really, just, ugh!
你知道我做了什么吗?你的头发和小猫脚? You know what I've done? Your hair and a catty-pedi?
是的,但是没有 Yes, but no.
我比自己还聪明 雇了那条狗 I've outsmarted my own self by employing that dog.
哦,不错 我好的 Oh, nice. Me likey.
卡卡穆乔的好公民的问题是… The problem with the good citizens of Kakamucho is...
卡卡穆乔有太多好公民了 there are too many good citizens in Kakamucho.
是时候亲自照顾这只杂种狗了 It's time to take care of this mutt myself
用终极武器:我! with the ultimate weapon: me!
啊 Ugh.
相扑 就像蝴蝶变成毛毛虫 Sumo, like butterfly that was once caterpillar,
像dandy-lion飞行 fly like dandy-lion.
这是一顶帽子 It's a hat.
这是一艘船!真是太好了! And this one's a boat! That is really good!
哦 是帽子 你做了什么? Oops, that was the hat. What did you make?
一只天鹅 A swan.
还有一些其他的东西 And some other stuff.
哇哦 太神奇了 Oh wow, that's amazing.
你可以用折叠的纸做任何东西 You can make anything out of folded paper.
好吧 给我做个三明治 这不是三明治 但给你… Alright, make me a sandwich. It's not a sandwich, but here...
我给你做了点东西 I made you something.
祝你好运 For good luck.
它看起来像我 It looks like me.
它会一直提醒你 你是谁 It will always remind you of who you are.
你是谁?让我们专注于你不是谁! Who you are? Let's concentrate on who you are not!
那就是武士! And that would be a samurai!
来吧,吉米 我们正在享受美好的一天 Come on, Jimbo. We're just enjoying a beautiful day.
阳光灿烂 鸟儿歌唱 The sun is shining, birds are singing.
而且 照顾相扑的我应该休息一下 And besides, I deserve a break for taking care of Sumo.
我是说 看看他 I mean, just look at him.
蝴蝶,哇哇哇! Butterfly, aww!
这就是重点 That's just the point,
你有一点点 一点点 一点点的成功… you have one little itsy-bitsy, tiny weeny bite of success...
不好意思 小什么?小什么,什么? I'm sorry, tiny what? Tiny what, what?
什么?什么? What? What?
什么? What?
重点是 现在不是庆祝的时候! The point is, this is no time for celebrating!
是时候加倍努力 更加努力地训练了! It's time to double your efforts and train even harder!
现在 开始行动吧! Now, get to it!
汉克!我的战斗英雄! Hank! My brawling, battling hero!
哦,对不起 我没有打扰你 我是吗? Oh, sorry. I'm not bothering you. Am I?
不 不 不 我只是 你知道的 去锻炼一下 No, no, no, I was just, you know, getting a work out in.
当然可以 天哪!非常令人印象深刻的, Sure. Cor! Very impressive,
你打败了相扑 哦 哇! you defeating Sumo, oh, wow!
哦 没什么 啊 当然是…… Aw, it was nothing. Ah, sure it was...
什么都没有 总之 我来到了这里 nothing. Anyway, I came here
邀请你来镇上庆祝一下 to invite you out on the town to celebrate.
今晚 我带你去 Tonight, I'm taking you
去国内最高档的俱乐部 to the most exclusive club in the country.
即使是会员也不允许进入 Even the members aren't allowed in.
哇!谢谢你！但我不能去 我… Wow! Thank you! But I can't go, I...
我答应我的老师我会专心训练 I promised my teacher I'd stay focused on my training.
对 听起来你的老师很了不起 Right. Sounds like your teacher is someone
他不快乐 还希望其他人也不快乐 who's unhappy and wants everyone else to be unhappy too.
你知道吗?你喜欢乐趣吗?你喜欢乐趣 不是吗? You know? Do you like fun? You like fun, don't you?
我当然喜欢乐趣!乐趣就是乐趣! Of course I like fun! Fun is so fun!
乐趣就是乐趣 不是吗?线索就在单词里 Fun is fun, isn't it? The clue is in the word.
开车!再见!再见!玩得开心 Drive! Bye! See you later! Have fun.
只是一个晚上而已 没什么大不了的 It's just one night. It's not a big deal.
这是一件大事 It is a big deal.
这是唯一的交易 It's the only deal.
你对我承诺要走到最后 You committed to me to go to the end,
我也为你做了同样的事 and I did the same for you.
你在食言 You are breaking your word.
我不会食言的 I am not breaking my word.
我们可以明天再开始训练 We can start training again tomorrow.
但是今晚 我要和我的老板好好玩玩 But tonight, I'm going to have some fun with my boss.
我是你的老板 什么? I am your boss. What?
我是你的老板! I am your boss!
我的老板?我告诉你该怎么做 My boss? I tell you what to do,
你做到了 and you do it.
我以为你是我的朋友 I thought you were my friend.
我是你的老师 你的导师 I am your teacher. Your mentor.
我们见面的时候我就说了 我不是你的朋友! As I told you when we met, I am not your friend!
武士只有责任 没有朋友! A Samurai has only duty, not friends!
不是我的朋友吗?这听起来很悲哀 Not my friend? Well, that just sounds sad.
比如一个不开心的人 想要其他所有人 Like someone who is unhappy and wants everyone else
也不快乐! to be unhappy too!
好吧 我不想不快乐!我要去找点乐子 Well, I don't want to be unhappy! I'm gonna go have some fun.
我希望你成功地玩得开心 I hope you succeed in having fun,
因为你在其他方面都失败了 because you have failed in everything else.
你很了解失败 不是吗? You know a lot about failure, don't you?
我在战斗中打败了无敌的相扑 拯救了小镇! I defeated the unbeatable Sumo in battle and saved the town!
你连个生日派对都办不好 You can't even get a birthday party right.
不要等了 Don't wait up.
弓和哇 这地方太棒了 Bow and Wow. This place is awesome.
你要去哪里? Where are you going?
嗯…终点?你在开玩笑吧? Um... end of the line? Are you kidding?
汉克 你还不明白吗?你不用排队 Hank, don't you get it? There are no lines for you.
你是汉克武士 卡卡穆乔的英雄! You are Samurai Hank, the hero of Kakamucho!
哦,我的上帝!这就是武士汉克!卡卡穆乔的英雄! Oh, my God! That's Samurai Hank! The Hero of Kakamucho!
贵宾吗?那是什么意思? Vip? What's that mean?
V-I-P 非常重要的狗 V-I-P. Very important pooch.
在你之后 我没有任何证件 After you. I-I don't have any ID.
你有比身份更好的东西 你有名人! You have something better than ID, you have celebrity!
等等! Wait!
能给我签个名吗 汉克? Can I have your autograph, Hank?
嗯…确定吗? Um... sure?
这就是当老大的意义所在 Now this is what being a top dog is all about.
私人表,汉克?狗治疗,汉克? Private table, Hank? Dog treat, Hank?
抓耳朵后面 汉克? Scratch behind your ears, Hank?
哦,我的上帝!我们能和你合个影吗? Oh, my God! Can we take a picture with you?
你看起来热 谁会舔你的头发? You look hot. Who licks your hair?
谢谢你,汉克! Thank you, Hank!
你是我最喜欢的武士! You're my favourite samurai!
这是我承诺的全部吗? Is it everything I promised?
别误会我 这一切都太棒了 Don't get me wrong, this is all so fantastic.
它只是…你不会觉得我是在追求荣耀吧? It's just... You don't think that I'm being a glory-seeker, do you?
汉克 不要错过任何一个表扬自己的机会 Hank, never miss an opportunity to pat yourself on the back.
啊!Heeyyyy ! Ahh! Heeyyyy!
今晚我最希望你去的地方就是这里! And there's no other place I would rather you be tonight!
是的! Yah!
啊! Ahh!
忍者来了!武士汉克! The ninjas are here! Samurai Hank!
忍者是……就在这里! The ninjas are... right here!
啊! Ahh!
谢谢你！谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
好工作 做得很好 Good job. Well done.
签名,可爱的联系 这是给你的小奖励 Autograph, lovely touch. There, little bonus for you.
谢谢你！谢谢你！好工作 做得很好 Thank You. Thank you. Good job. Well done.
吉米 Jimbo.
哟,吉米? !吉米,你明白吗? Yo, Jimbo?! Jimbo, you're OK?
这里发生了什么? What happened here?
忍者昨晚又出现了 The ninjas showed up again last night.
你去哪儿了?和老板玩得开心 And where were you? Having fun with your boss.
你呢?这是我最后一次违背誓言 What about you? I failed my oath for the last time.
我的刀在哪里? Where's my sword?
正确的 Right.
他们把相扑关进了堡垒地牢 They've taken Sumo to the fortress dungeon,
现在我要把他找回来 and now I'm going to get him back.
我和你一起去 我们都是武士 这就是我们… I'll go with you. We're both samurai, and that's what we...
你不是武士! You are not samurai!
你是个自私的白痴 You were a selfish idiot.
今天 你什么都不是 Today, you are nothing.
你只是不想承认我打败了相扑 You just don't want to admit that I beat Sumo.
你永远不会……你真的相信吗? You never... Do you really believe that?
毛豆是你最大的胜利 Edamame was responsible for your greatest victory.
毛豆吗?这有什么关系… Edamame? What does that have to do...
我没教好 你没学好 I failed to teach, and you failed to learn.
我从你身上学到了很多 I've learned a lot from you.
就像当事情变得棘手时 你可以躲在瓶底 Like when things get tough, you can hide at the bottom of a bottle.
抱歉 金宝 我不是那个意思 I'm sorry, Jimbo, I-I didn't mean that.
金宝 你骑得倒了 Jimbo, you're on the horse backwards.
再见,狗 Goodbye, Dog.
见到你,猫 See you, Cat.
你去哪了 伟大的武士?! Where were you, great samurai?!
嘿 不用谢! Hey, thanks for nothing!
因为你猜怎么着?你什么都没做! 'Cause guess what? You did nothing!
我在讽刺地感谢你! And I'm thanking you sarcastically!
很好 我要走了 Good, I'm outta here.
我要搭第一艘船回家 Going to get on the first boat and get home.
这是正确的 走吧! That's right. Go!
Emiko……回家! Emiko... Go back home!
也许我妈妈是对的 也许狗不能当武士! Maybe my mom was right. Maybe dogs can't be samurai!
“它会一直提醒你 你是谁” "It will always remind you of who you are".
啊!你在这里做什么? Ahh! What are you doing here?
我控制不住自己 我是一只狗 I couldn't help myself. I'm a dog.
这让我很忠诚 That makes me loyal.
所以 我是来纠正错误的 So, I'm here to make things right.
你真以为你还能回来吗 You really think you can just come back here
这样就万事大吉了吗? and that makes everything OK?
事实上 我知道 我回来了! As a matter of fact, I do. I'm back!
你应该高兴!好吧,我不是 You should be happy! Well, I'm not.
你还不如转身回到你来的地方去 And you might as well turn around and go back where you came from.
我哪也不去! I'm not going anywhere!
相扑在里面 不把他救出来我是不会走的! Sumo is in there, and I'm not leaving until we get him out!
我们可以以后再解决分歧 We can resolve our differences later.
现在该做什么? What now?
你用聪明战胜了力量 You defeat strength with smart.
有人教我的 Somebody taught me that.
嗯…你有什么想法吗? Um... do you have any ideas?
啊! Ahh!
这是聪明的? This is smart?
啊! Ahhhh!
小心你的背后! Watch your back!
你在乎! You do care!
只是为了拯救相扑 Only about saving Sumo.
你 我没有你也可以 You, I could do without.
哇! Woo!
现在怎么办呢? Now what?
我们得想办法进去 We have to figure out a way in.
好主意 是吧?别摇尾巴了 Pretty good idea, huh? Stop wagging your tail.
我没说这是个好主意 我只是说它不差 I didn't say it was a good idea, I just said it doesn't suck.
啊… Ugh...
好吧,天才 哪条路? Alright, genius. Which way?
到左边 To the left.
你有什么发现? What do you got?
有个快递员已经去世了 Got a D.O.G. who's D.O.A.
想把他藏起来 p d q Want to get him out of sight P.D.Q.
贵司啊?好的 A.S.A.P. Huh? OK.
我甚至都不是全职保安! I'm not even a full-time security guard!
我只是个临时工!噢! I'm just a temp! Ooh!
让我们滚,狗 Let's roll, Fido.
好吧…… OK...
这可能会很困难 可能需要一段时间 Now this could be difficult and might take a while.
我们分头行动吧 我来算面积 So, let's split up. I'll take the areas
北面和西面 你往南走 往东走 to the north and west. You go south and east.
让我们试着按部就班地处理这件事 Let's try to be methodical about this.
这里可能有成千上万个细胞 这可能需要几个小时 There could be thousands of cells here and this could take hours,
也许天 maybe days.
他就在这里 He's right over here.
嘿,相扑!我们是来救你的 Hey, Sumo! We're here to save you.
我想我们应该偷些钥匙 Guess we should have stolen some keys.
往后站 Stand back.
至少你试过了 Well, at least you tried.
小狗的门 Doggie door.
"救他"的问题有点复杂 Ah, complication in the "saving him" department.
汉克 没必要救相扑 Hank, no need to save Sumo.
相扑只是生命海洋中的大虾 Sumo's just prawn in ocean of life.
我们当然要救你!你是我们的朋友 Of course we have to save you! You're our friend.
朋友吗? Friends?
相扑战胜情感! Sumo overcome with emotion!
虽然我很感激你们的兄弟情谊 While I appreciate the bro-fest,
我们该走了 we should probably get out of here.
等一下 我要标记我的地盘 Wait a second, I've gotta mark my territory.
我们没时间了!但是…这是狗的事 We don't have time for that! But... It's a dog thing.
我想让他们知道我来过!我昨晚还吃了芦笋 I want them to know I was here! I even had asparagus last night.
我们没时间了!我们得回到卡卡穆乔! We don't have time! We have to get back to Kakamucho!
等我们到了那里 有什么计划? And when we get there, what's the plan?
此时此刻 我们做什么并不重要 因为它是… At this moment, it is not so important what we do. As it is...
.．.重要的是我们要做些什么 ...important that we do something.
还不确定那东西是什么 Not sure yet what that something is.
嘘! Shh!
嗯? Huh?
记住 恐惧只存在于你的脑海中! Remember, fear is only in your mind!
还有我的和服 And a little bit in my kimono.
吉米! Jimbo!
吉米!不!你们两个都给我出去 Jimbo! No! Both of you, get out of here.
你呢?别担心我 What about you? Don't worry about me.
你得回到卡卡穆乔那里 You have to get back to Kakamucho.
但我们是一个团队 But we're a team.
没有 我必须这么做 No. I have to do this,
“我”里没有团队 and there is no team in "I".
但武士里有个"我" But there is an "I" in samurai!
啊! Ahh!
不! No!
你不能死! You can't die!
我们的问题还没有解决! Our issues aren't resolved yet!
海姆利希余地 Heimlich manoeuvre.
哦……你救了我的命! Oh... You saved my life!
但是你碰了我! But you touched me, ugh!
如果这种事再发生 就让我死吧 好吗? If that ever happens again, let me die. OK?
现在 它是什么?犯人逃走了 Now, what is it? The prisoner escaped.
啊 你泄露了秘密 是吗? Ah, you let the big cat out of the bag, didn't you?
当然了 对的,好吧! Of course you did. Right, OK!
现在 有人要为此付出代价了 Now, someone is going to pay for this.
我没说是谁 但可能是个非常非常愚蠢的人 I'm not saying who, but probably someone very, very stupid.
你知道什么是替罪羊吗 大贺? Do you know what a scapegoat is, Ohga?
没有 但如果这附近有山羊 No, but if there's a goat around here,
我会立刻逮捕他 I will have him arrested immediately.
啊 不用动脑子 绝对…… Ugh. Brainless. Absolute...
这也适用于你们所有人 And that goes for all of you.
无论如何,不要介意 Anyway, never mind.
我已经有另一个计划进展顺利了 Um, I already have another plan progressing nicely.
一个更大的计划 后果更严重 A much bigger plan with even more deadly consequences.
啊! Ugh!
大人 请原谅打扰! My lord, pardon the intrusion!
呃 这是什么?这是超级碗! Ugh, what is it? It's the super bowl!
满溢的! It's overflowing!
噢!摇晃处理!摇晃处理! Oh! Jiggle the handle! Jiggle the handle!
每个人都要在哪里? Where's everyone going?
Emiko !发生了什么? ! Emiko! What's going on?!
Emiko ! ?Emiko ! Emiko!? Emiko!
看看这个 你读过吗? Look at this. Have you read this?
没有 你能读给我听吗? No. Well, would you read it to me?
帮助想要的 杀死卡卡穆乔的恶毒杀手 Help wanted. Vicious killers for the destruction of Kakamucho.
必须有犯罪前科 一个机会平等的雇主 Prior criminal record a must. An equal opportunity employer.
难道你看不出来这只是一只绝望的猫最后的举动吗? Can't you see that this is just the last act of a desperate cat?
我们才不管这是不是《妈妈咪呀》的第一幕! We don't care if it's the first act of "Mamma Mia"!
我们要在军队来之前离开! We're leaving before that army gets here!
好了 我们做得怎么样? Right, how are we doing?
让我们看看…残酷的,很好 Let's see... cut-throats, good.
赏金猎人 亡命之徒 机车帮 很好 Bounty hunters, desperados, biker gangs, excellent.
马克杯 暴徒 笨蛋 笨蛋 暴徒 Mugs, thugs, nitwits, dimwits, mobsters,
抢劫犯 偷猎者 犀鸟 连环杀手 muggers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, serial killers,
工作室高管,哇! studio executives, wow!
看起来大家都到了 太好了 It looks like everyone's here. Great.
关于他的什么? What about him?
嗯 是的 他很可怕 但是用了错误的方式 逮捕他 Well, yes, he is scary. But in the wrong way. Arrest him.
等等!等等!请听我说完 Wait! Wait! Please, hear me out.
你们都需要知道一些事情! You all need to know something!
为了保护你的小镇 In a heroic effort to protect your town,
今天我们输了……吉米 today we lost... Jimbo.
不!不,不是吉米! No! No, not Jimbo!
吉米是谁?我不知道 Who's Jimbo? I don't know.
他不是和你妹妹约会过吗?不 那是秋葵汤 Didn't he date your sister? No, that was Gumbo.
你为什么还要回来?我们离开的时候,汉克 Why did you even come back? We're leaving, Hank.
我们都要去别的地方开始新生活 We're all gonna start new lives somewhere else.
当然可以 走了 毕竟 你们是猫 Sure. Go. After all, you're cats.
你有九条命 对吧? You've got nine lives, right?
但我是一只狗!我只有一次生命 But I'm a dog! I have one life.
这辈子发生在我身上最好的事… And the best thing that happened to me, in this one life...
这是小镇 is this town.
你对我有信心 You had faith in me.
你信任我 You trusted me.
我太想赢回你的信任了 And I want to earn that trust back so bad,
我愿意用我的生命来换取你的… I'm willing to lay my one life down for your...
呃,让我看看, Uh, let's see,
9 247倍 进5 247 times 9. Um, carry the 5.
2223年 2,223.
2000年……吗?223. 2,000...? 223.
是的,对的 现在 你觉得怎么样? Yeah, right. Now, what do you say?
生命是短暂的 Life is short.
这部电影只有85分钟长 And this movie is only 85 minutes long,
不包括片尾字幕 所以我们得快点! not including end credits, so we have to hurry!
如果我们要拯救小镇 就得想办法 If we're gonna save this town, we have to find a way
除了严格地评价对方… beyond judging each other strictly on...
标签 比如狗和猫! labels, like dog and cat!
我们一起 就能度过这一切 Together, we can get past all that.
我们都可以变得更好…… We can all be better...
在一起! together!
嘘…… Shh...
这是一个比喻 说我们都一样 It's a metaphor. Saying we are all the same.
外表看起来不同 但我们可以自己选择 Look different on the outside, but we can choose for ourselves
我们的身体内部是什么样的 what our insides look like.
看 这个大家伙说得通 See now, the big guy makes a lot of sense.
对吧?相扑 我们现在怎么办? Right? So Sumo, what do we do now?
那么我们该怎么办呢? So what do we do?
好吧,第一步: Well, step one:
我们得摧毁他们的通讯线路 We need to destroy their lines of communication.
我把电话线剪了! I've cut the telephone line!
第二步 有人教我… Step two. Someone taught me...
我们可以用折叠的纸做任何东西 that we can make anything out of folded paper.
嗯…每个人都做的怎么样?邪恶的感觉,是吗? Hmm... How's everyone doing? Feeling evil, yeah?
别吝啬箭上的毒药 Don't be stingy with the poison on those arrows.
大家都吃饱了吗?你不能伤害无辜的人 Everyone get plenty to eat? You can't crush the innocent
饿着肚子 行吗? on an empty stomach, can ya?
享受主菜吧 因为甜点是死亡和毁灭 Enjoy the entree, because dessert is death and destruction.
谁能想到一支邪恶的军队能吃掉这么多豆子? Who knew an evil army could go through so many beans?
对 组装的军队 Right. Assemble the troops.
嗯? Hmm?
啊 胜利的气息弥漫在空气中! Ah, the smell of victory in the air!
去吧!去吧 我可怕的军队! Go! Go, my terrible army!
去Kakamucho !尽你所能! Go to Kakamucho! And do your worst!
哦 别忘了 Oh, and don't forget,
保存您的收据! save your receipts!
这个信号 他们来了! The signal. They're coming!
他们来了! They're coming!
showtime !好了 大家都知道该怎么做了! It's showtime! Alright, everyone knows what to do!
这是最棒的部分 不是吗? This is the best bit, isn't it?
等待死亡和毁灭… Waiting for the death and destruc...
不 最棒的是死亡和破坏 Nah, the best bit is the death and destruction.
这是第二好的部分 This is the second-best bit.
卡卡穆乔要破产了 Kakamucho is going out of business.
一切必须! Everything must go!
啊 对了 加油! Ah, yes, go team go!
他们上当了!他们上当了! They're falling for it! They're falling for it!
一郎! Ichiro!
我就在这里 你起来 I'm right here. You're up.
“首先 你必须考虑海拔和风力 "One, you gotta account for elevation and wind.
和两个… And two...
.．.你要注意鸟类 ”哎呀! ...you gotta watch for birds". Whoops!
嘿 鸟挡道了 再试一次 Hey, bird got in the way. Just try again.
我只有一颗子弹 I only had the one bullet.
我们该怎么办?!他们随时都会发现的 What are we going to do?! They'll find out any minute
我们给他们建了个假小镇! that we folded them a fake town!
哈! Ha!
我们被骗了! We've been tricked!
哦,我的…… Oh, my...
嗯? Huh?
是时候清理这个小镇了!我们去抓他们吧! Time to clean up this town! Let's go get 'em!
哈! Ha!
啊! Ahh!
哈! Ha!
Hi-yah ! Hi-yah!
做得好 惠美子!哇! Way to go, Emiko! Woo!
妈妈 你让我很尴尬! Mom, you're embarrassing me!
嗯? Huh?
坐! Sit!
这是幕府将军! It's the Shogun!
那是什么? ! What was that?!
这才是一辆车! Now that's a car!
我的辉煌! My magnificence!
在这个广阔的体育世界里发生了什么? What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?
这是他!这就是狗惹的麻烦 That's him! That's the trouble making dog
这一切的起因!逮捕那条狗! that started all of this! Arrest that dog!
逮捕的狗!是的! Arrest the dog! Yes!
噢! Oh!
哎哟!哦,来吧! Ouch! Oh, come on!
大贺典雄!好好照顾他! Ohga! Take care of him!
他是生病了吗? Is he sick?
不 你这个头脑简单的笨蛋!完成他! No, you simpleminded twit! Finish him!
是的! Yah!
这只小可卡犬的父母在这里干什么! What the mother father cocker spaniel's going on here?!
吉米 你活着! Jimbo. You're alive!
这是吉米!瞧 他确实和你妹妹约会了! So that's Jimbo! See, he did date your sister!
好吧,好吧 这就够了 下来,男孩 OK, OK. That's enough. Down, boy.
吉米?是你吗? Jimbo? Is that you?
古原吗? Toshi?
你……将军吗? You... are the Shogun?
是的,当然!我花了好几年的时间才晋升到这个级别 Yeah, sure! It took years to work my way up through the ranks,
但是看看现在的我! but look at me now!
你怎么了? What happened to you?
我感到羞愧 大人 I was shamed, my lord.
我真的很抱歉 I am so, so sorry.
我毁了你的生日 I ruined your birthday.
你在开玩笑吧?我有生以来最棒的生日派对 Are you kidding? Best birthday party I ever had.
大多数惊喜派对都很无聊! Most surprise parties are so boring!
但那一年 这是一个真正的惊喜 But that year, that was a real surprise.
我一直在讲这个故事 总能博得满堂喝彩! I tell that story all the time, always brings the house down!
和…你岳父岳母的事? And... the stuff with your in-laws?
我的公婆?拜托 别让我开口 My in-laws? Oh, please, don't get me started.
你不会选择亲家 In-laws you don't pick.
朋友,你选择 而你 金宝 是我的朋友 Friends, you choose. And you, Jimbo, are my friend.
那么 你原谅我了? So, you forgive me?
原谅 遗忘 没什么大不了的 Forgiven, forgotten, no biggie.
嘿,生命的短暂 喜欢我 让我们继续前进! Hey, life's short. Like me. Let's move on!
那只狗怎么了? So, what's up with the dog?
那只“狗”在保护卡卡穆乔 That "dog" was defending Kakamucho.
一只狗在保卫小镇?为什么? A dog defending the town? Why?
因为伊卡大人想把它处理掉 Because Lord Ika here was trying to get rid of it.
不相信他 我只是想摆脱那条狗! Don't believe him. I was just trying to get rid of that dog!
你看到了什么?耐克鞋只是想摆脱这只狗 You see? Nike Shoe was only trying to get rid of the dog.
但是先生 那只狗不是你想的那样 But sir, that dog isn't what you think he is.
他不是吗?我没听懂 He isn't? I'm not following you.
有人能解释一下吗?请允许我…… Can someone else explain this? Allow me...
Ika Chu想要摆脱这只狗 Ika Chu wanted to get rid of the dog
因为他妨碍了他的计划 because he was getting in the way of his plan
用来吓唬卡卡穆乔的猫 to frighten the cats of Kakamucho
这样他就能把他们的小镇从地图上抹去 so that he could wipe their town off the map
为了使他的宫殿绝对完美 in order to make his palace absolutely perfect.
世界卫生大会……? Wha...?
我遗漏了什么吗? Did I leave anything out?
大脑? Brains?
好吧,躲猫猫…你有什么要说的吗? Well, Peek-a-boo... what've you got to say for yourself?
你想要一个解释?你会得到一个 You want an explanation? You're going to get one.
我是…… I am...
逃跑! running away!
看来我们得再来点武士战了 Looks like we got a little more samuraiing to do.
嗯? Huh?
啊! Ugh!
哦,你…… Oh, you...
等等 等等 停 停 停! Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop!
对 我有很重要的事要告诉你 汉克 Right. I have something very important to tell you, Hank.
它是什么? What is it?
我是你的父亲 I am your father.
不,你不是 不,我不是 No, you're not. No, I'm not.
哈哈哈! Ha ha ha!
我干扰你! I distracted you!
我绝对不会被一只愚蠢的狗骗过 I'm certainly not about to get outwitted by a stupid dog
他甚至不是一个真正的武士! who's not even a real samurai!
哦 你错了 Oh, but you're wrong.
我是一个真正的武士 I am a real samurai.
我这有个杯子就说明了这一点 I got a cup right here that says so.
啊! Ahh!
抓住! Grab on!
啊! Ugh!
不!不,看,大贺典雄! No! No, see, Ohga!
你不明白这个概念 对吧? You don't understand this concept, do you?
我会救你的! I will save you!
哦,我的天! Oh, my!
不,不,不!哦…… No, no, no! Oh...
冲什么? ! What the flush?!
大贺 你和我有同样的感觉吗? Ohga, are you feeling what I'm feeling?
我,先生 I am, sir.
塔尔她吹! Thar she blows!
这座宫殿要炸了 This palace is gonna blow.
当它发生的时候 所有的水都会直接流向… And when it does, all this water's going straight down to...
Kakamucho ! Kakamucho!
我们能做什么?我们没有多少时间了! What can we do? We don't have much time!
我们得做点什么! We've gotta do something!
,谢谢! One, please!
伙计们!你得帮帮我! Guys! You gotta help me!
巨大的马桶溢出来了! The giant toilet is overflowing!
你试过摇把手吗! Have you tried to jiggle the handle?!
太晚了!但我有个主意! Too late for that! But I have an idea!
我们倾听!但你最好快点! We're listening! But you better make it snappy!
我知道我们之间有分歧 但我觉得那个时候 I know we've had our differences, but I feel like the times
我们一起工作 取得了很多成就 we've actually worked together we've really accomplished a lot,
所以如果你相信我 我想我们可以拯救小镇! so if you trust me I think we can save the town!
那真是太棒了! That was pretty snappy!
你想让我们怎么做? What do you want us to do?
挖! Dig!
但是猫不挖! But cat's don't dig!
好吧 所以你不挖 你会游泳吗? OK, so you don't dig. Can you swim?
你听到他说的了 挖! You heard him, dig!
快点! Hurry up!
不! No!
他们在哪儿?他们在哪儿? Where are they? Where are they?
救命,救命! Help, help!
的帮助! Help!
Emiko ! Emiko!
我有你! I've got you!
好了 事情差不多结束了 Well, that pretty much wraps things up.
整整85分钟 Almost 85 minutes exactly.
剩下的就是为卡卡穆乔任命一个新的武士了 All that's left is appointing a new samurai for Kakamucho.
你说呢 金宝? Well, what do you say, Jimbo?
我,我的主?嘿,为什么不呢? Me, my Lord? Hey, why not?
我想不出更好的人了 你能吗? I can't think of anyone better. Can you?
我能 Kakamucho已经有一个武士了 I can. Kakamucho already has a samurai.
这只狗吗?他不可能是武士!他哪儿也不可能去 The dog? He can't be a samurai! He can't be anywhere.
这是法律 你知道规则! It's the law. You know the rules!
不允许狗 这不是个人 No dogs allowed. It's not personal.
这只是生意 你知道他们是怎么说的 It's just business. And you know what they say:
没有业务…… There's no business...
.．.像将军业务!Exact-ally ! ...like Shogun business! Exact-ally!
但他不是狗 But he's not a dog.
他的……他是我的朋友 He's... he's my friend.
更重要的是 他是我们的武士 And more than that, he's our samurai.
他是吗? He is?
这就是我想告诉你的 That's what I was trying to tell you.
哇 你有九条命 你能看到一切 Wow. You live nine lives, you get to see everything.
谁知道呢 一个狗武士? Who knew, a dog samurai?
汉克不是狗武士 Hank is not a dog samurai.
汉克是个伟大的武士! Hank is a great Samurai!
一个真正伟大的武士! A truly great samurai!
汪 汪 汪 汪! Woof, woof, woof, woof!
那么我给你起名叫……Kakamucho的武士镇 Then I dub thee... Town Samurai of Kakamucho.
呃……事实上 你已经正式任命他了 Eh... Actually, you already officially appointed him.
我做了吗? I did?
我有一个正式的武士杯什么的 I had an official samurai cup and everything.
如果你有个正式的杯子什么的 Oh, well, if you had an official cup and everything,
我不知道那是什么意思 I don't know what that means,
但我打赌你没有正式的剑! but I bet you don't have an official sword!
等等,请稍等! Wait, please wait!
谢谢你！但我不能接受这个 Thank you. But I can't accept this hon our.
为什么不呢?是的,为什么不呢? Why not? Yeah, why not?
我和我的老师有合同 I have a contract with my teacher
说明我还没有完成训练 that says I haven't yet finished my training.
但还有另外一个人最配得上我们的荣誉 But there is someone else that's most deserving of this hon our.
Emiko 你是个真正的武士 Emiko. You are a true samurai.
小吗?是的,我的主 The little one? Yes, my Lord.
她一直在保卫这座城市 She's always defended the town.
我会把它和我们的 I will carry it with hon our.
我知道你会的 I know you will.
Emiko ! Emiko!
当一名真正的武士是什么感觉? So, how does it feel to be a real samurai?
很好 但没我成为将军时的感觉好 Good, but not as good as it will feel someday when I'm the shogun.
将军吗?你吗? The shogun? You?
你知道吗? You know something?
这主意不错 当然,为什么不呢? That ain't such a bad idea. Sure, why not?
我要告诉你…当将军真好! And I gotta tell ya... It's good to be the shogun!
牛奶的我! Milk's on me!
挺暖心的 不是吗? Kind of warms your heart, doesn't it?
啊!噢! Ugh! Ow!
那是什么?保护你自己! What's that for? Defend yourself!
噢!等待,等待,停! Ow! Wait, wait, stop!
停止,停止,不 时间t 不! Stop, stop, no. T-Time out. No!
这伤害了!问题了!哈哈! That hurts! Gotcha again! Haha!
噢!感觉如何? Ow! How does that feel?
这是我最喜欢的部分 你受苦的部分! This is my favourite part. The part where YOU suffer!
接住 接住! Take that, take that!
哦,明白了! Ah, gotcha again!
嘿 现在是谁在捣鬼?来吧!来吧! Hey, who's doing the whacking now? C'mon! C'mon!
这个世界上有很多猫 但没有人会追自己的尾巴 There's lots of cats in this world, but nobody chases tails, his own,
或者其他像汉克一样优秀的人 or anybody else as good as Hank.
他好像有九条命 而且活得好好的 It's like he's got nine lives, and he's living them all
在同一时间 at the same time.
到最后 And to the fullest.
狗,什么?汉克是条狗? What, a canine? Hank is a dog?
我们不是在唱一只猫吗 I thought we were singing about a cat.
他是最酷的猫 而他恰好是一只狗 He's the coolest cat, who happens to be a dog.
Nuh-uh,没门!我们要走了! Nuh-uh, no way! We're out of here!
流口水的狗不可能是武士!拜托! A slobbering dog can't be no samurai! Please!
因为你会让他们看到… Cause you're gonna show 'em all...
即使你是一只狗 Even if you're a dog.
呃,dog-gone它 Ugh, dog-gone it.
不动 至少我不用拍续集了 Still. At least I don't have to do the sequel.